Hi
Oops.
My procrastination has led me into a rut.
A filthy rut which includes a CV that will never be completed
(this is serious)
and an accumulative amount of events and photographs that I need to share.
(not so serious)
(but still quite serious)
THEREFORE
prepare yourself for a lengthy post.
(which is taking me days to finish.. what is wrong with me?!?!)
(And yes, I will be using the number tool)
(And yes I know, I use brackets far too frequently and inappropriately)
1. Celebration de Masquerade!

I was asked to photograph a 21st!
The girl above was the hostess and my temporary boss.
I only know her through living on this small island.. so her asking was like..
SERIOUSLY COOL
and I was even paid..
Does this made me a professional now?
Yes, I think it does...

Being 'employed' to take photographs of people isn't all it's cracked up to be, though.
I felt awkward standing about, stopping people in mid conversation
and making them force a smile... it's just not my style
and all I wanted to do was get drunk.
But I couldn't
because I was 'employed'.

I did what I had to do (the best I could, anyway) and waited,
waited for the alcohol to be consumed.
(by the guests, not by me)
Drunken party goers are the best.
I ended up having loads of fun, boogying about and having random
heart to hearts with boys I hardly know.

OKOKOK so...
2. Meet Colin.

Teeny tiny Colin!
He's going to move in when my sister's friend moves in.. (another story entirely)
hehe, HURRAY!
3. REGSTOCK

Reg's Secret Garden.
Apparently it's open for viewing all year round, but I never even
knew of it's existence.
Daisy (left) and Hermione (right) took me to REGSTOCK.
The garden (you can tell by the name) is totally hippy, man.
But also kinda creepy.

BARBIE CHAOS
OH MY GOODNESS.

Astronaut Barbie with significant quiff

Bohemian Barbie
(what I look like in the morning)
4. The Beach

The weather has been pretty crap recently, so this beautiful sunday meant for a
BBQ on the Beach and a swim in the sea!!
ahh, nothing beats it.

Of course you can't have too much of a good thing.
My tyre popped, again.
That's the second time this year.
At least I had these two strong boys with me this time round...
(last time is was midnight, raining, I had my PJ's on, no shoes and no phone. I ended up sprinting to my friends house who lived quite near by)
RIGHT,
GOSH.
That took me frikin AGES and I've just realised there isn't 1
photo of me on here.

The birthday girl and I
- I had to wear this feathery mask which tickled by upper lip all night.
I shall conclude.
Apologies for being a rubbish blogger.
I shall get my butt into gear..
Chao Chao,
Happy Blogging!